Wednesday, August 30, 2006

Intro PD.

Today I worked with my favorite partner in crime. His name is Pete, Peaty, but mostly we call him P.D. We call him that because he used to be a cop.

He wasn’t a cop that long as it turns out he just couldn’t take it seriously. I give him a lot of credit for quitting the force. He once told me he loved the job but knew that his attitude would have gotten someone hurt sooner or later.

Anyway P.D. and I do all the “Security” work that we get calls for. Basically we drive around a couple of low profile heavy money people that live here part time and want to create an illusion that they need security. But truly we just have to wear suites and hold a lot of doors. I love working with P.D. He’s really the only one that works for the Gangster with a brain in his head. Besides me of course. The guy as a great attitude all the time.

P.D. isn’t a muscular guy but he’s big and he’s well trained. He also seems to be able attract hot women. I get more dates from hanging around him than you could imagine.

When P.D. and I do security work. We really do take it seriously but only because we know we’re not there for a specific threat. The worst thing we’ve seen is a few nosy people that want to see who’s in the car or try and get a little too close. One time there was a bar fight one of our people was in but that didn’t go very long. We know virtually every door man and bouncer in town and they landed on the other guys right as we were grabbing our guy up.

The way we normally work security is both of us ridding in the front of the car. One guy obviously driving and one guy working the street and the doors. Sometimes we lay it on pretty thick. We’ll pull up and the street guy will get out scan the street for a few seconds, check with the door man of the club or the store security or restaurant manager, then we walk back to the car and pull out the rider. After we do that we generally give each other a little sign that says we’re laughing.

We’re usually doing that because there’s a hot chic working the door of the club or restaurant.

Anyway today was nice because we were in a Lincoln Navigator. There’s plenty of room for both of us. The rough days are when we have to take a limo. All the limo’s we have only have one seat up front. The passenger seat is taken up by a built in storage area that has a compartment with electronics or something to run the Air conditioning in the back etc. P.D. is bigger than me so whenever we do the limo runs I get to sit on the storage container and he gets to drive.

I don’t look nearly as cool sitting on top of the storage container.

Crash Out!


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